- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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