- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

What did Washington say to California? WC

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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