- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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