- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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