- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Women's rights.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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