Honk if you're Amish!

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Anti Joke

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