Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Eric is gay Ha

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Robin, get in the car!

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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