- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

I'm sn otter

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

anal seepage

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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