what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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Anti Joke

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