- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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