- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

being sober in a bar fight

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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