- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

YES! EXACTLY!

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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