Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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