Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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