Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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I was watching Fox news.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Women's rights.

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Cripples are lame.

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