- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

YES! EXACTLY!

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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