- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Antijokes...

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

jd and zach loves vigina

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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