- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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