- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

adam hodgson !

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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