Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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autsim

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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