- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What's half of 8? o

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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