- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

H o m o comes out as homo

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

A lot eh?

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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