Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Invisible Children Foundation.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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