- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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