Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

go F*** yourself

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Maths.

Tim likes girls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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