- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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