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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

dry handjob

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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