What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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