- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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