- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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