If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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A gay man watches football.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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An Aisian failed a test

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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ask me if im a door yes

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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