- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

You were born.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Want to hear a joke? No.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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