- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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