- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Boner

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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