What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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Girls Lacrosse.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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