- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

G:nock nock B:come in!

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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