- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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