- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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