- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

You know what's catchy? A cold

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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