Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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