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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese