- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

You know whats funny Aids

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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