- Anti Joke

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.