a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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I had a lemon. hi.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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