- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??