- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

A woman wears a dress.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

Robert Mugabe.

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