- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

My Butthole.

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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