- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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