- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

whats brown and booky a book.

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