No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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