What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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