Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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which one is easiest

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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