what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Obama

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

bologna

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

who is not good looking? mon morello

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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