Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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