A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

womens rights.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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