- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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800 people died last year. end of story

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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