u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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whats 2+2? math.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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