- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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