Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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