one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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