Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Anti Joke

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