- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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