- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Get it? More.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Tilt your screen back .

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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