Your Mum is soo fat.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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