- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Refrigerator

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

An Englishman walks into a bar.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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