Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Women can vote? WTF

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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