Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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