- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

mitchell palmer sucks

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

whats 2+2 equal? 4

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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