- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

being sober in a bar fight

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

prepares this to get negative votes

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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